Quick Update: More Coming Soon!

Well hello there, cigar degenerates. A really quick update here for all. I've recently relocated to the Pacific Northwest. I assure you it was not by choice and barely consensual. The land of sacred geometry tattoos, unviable businesses subsidized by generational wealth, and people who describe their personality using mushroom foraging. Every third person here has a podcast about either true crime or "intentional living," which as far as I can tell means buying a $900 rain jacket to walk to a farmers market.

As you know, moving sucks. Half my humidor is still in a box somewhere between here and civilization. I haven't unpacked my cutter yet but I did find my Birkenstocks, so I'm assimilating on schedule.

Rest assured I will be back soon with better reviews — is that even possible? Probably not, but the altitude and persistent drizzle have me feeling like a cigar that's been left in a damp garage: a little rough around the edges but still capable of producing smoke. Stay tuned for more exciting reviews, assuming I don't get absorbed into the REI transplant collective first.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em. I'll be out here trying to find a B&M that isn't also a CBD dispensary.

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