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JC Newman The American by JC Newman - Cigar Reviews by HB Cigars


It's America's birthday again, which means it's time for overpriced beer, questionable firework safety decisions, and smoking cigars that cost more than your monthly streaming subscriptions combined. Today we're diving into the JC Newman The American—a cigar so patriotic it probably pays its taxes early and tips 20% at Applebee's.



🔥 THE VITALS 🔥

Cigar: The American

Master Blender: JC Newman + the ghost of manifest destiny

Size: Robusto (4.5" x 50)

Country of Origin: USA (shocking, I know)

Wrapper: Florida Sungrown

Binder: Connecticut Broadleaf

Filler: USA blend

Price: More than your patriotism budget

Aging: 12 months at 65% RH, 68°F


🚀 WE ARE LIT!

The construction on this American dream started with a draw tighter than airport security after a three-day weekend. Had to break out the perfect draw tool like I was performing emergency surgery on democracy itself. Once we got past the initial resistance (very American behavior), the smoke production was solid enough to signal the next wagon train. The band design screams "I shop at Bass Pro Shops and have opinions about imported beer."


🎯 FLAVOR JOURNEY


FIRST THIRD: MANIFEST DUSTINY

Right out the gate, this stick hits you with earth notes so pronounced you'd think you were taste-testing a community garden. The mustiness factor is real—imagine the gym locker of every high school football player who peaked in 2003. Cedar comes through on the retrohale like a Home Depot employee trying to upsell you on premium lumber. The spice profile adds just enough kick to remind you that freedom isn't free, but apparently it tastes like a combination of regional tobacco pride and marketing genius.


SECOND THIRD: LEATHER AND REGRET

The earth train keeps rolling through flavor town, though thankfully not as aggressively as a Sumatra wrapper having an existential crisis. Leather notes join the party like that friend who shows up uninvited but brings good snacks. The real highlight here is what I can only describe as "convenience store parking lot at 2 AM energy"—you know, that distinct combination of questionable life choices and Marlboro Lights that somehow works in context.


FINAL THIRD: PEPPER DECLARATION

Charred cedar dominates like a backyard BBQ dad who insists his grilling technique is superior to everyone else's. Burnt tobacco flavors emerge with the subtlety of a monster truck rally, while eye-watering pepper on the retrohale will clear your sinuses faster than mentioning student loan forgiveness at a family dinner. Fair warning: retrohaling this section is like volunteering to be pepper-sprayed by the founding fathers themselves.


🏆 THE VERDICT:

JC Newman The American Cigar

B- TIER


Final Rating:

This American puro delivers exactly what you'd expect from a cigar that's more concerned with patriotic marketing than flavor innovation. It's interesting without being impressive, smokeable without being memorable. The novelty factor is strong—finding these on sale is harder than finding bipartisan agreement in Congress—but the premium price tag makes this feel like paying luxury car prices for a pickup truck experience.



💨 BOTTOM LINE

The JC Newman The American is the cigar equivalent of buying a $200 "authentic vintage" band t-shirt at Urban Outfitters. It's technically American-made, definitely overpriced, and will give you something to talk about at parties where people pretend to care about tobacco terroir. Perfect for when you want to feel patriotic but also slightly disappointed in your purchasing decisions—which is basically the most American experience possible.




 
 
 

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